Though the name has been long whispered from halls of power to neighborhood grogshop, few may answer with certitude: what IS the Secret Gentlemen's Club? Genial communal organization providing fellowship and recreation, a bulwark against the hurly-burly of modern life? Or shadowy consortium, puppet masters pulling society's strings? (Yes.)

Will your donation go to the Chiditarod Foundation so that they can distribute it to those who need it most? Or will it be diverted by the Secret Gentlemen's Club to grease the palms of the politicians and bureaucrats to further their hidden agenda? (It's the former.)

The Secret Gentlemen's Club has been the masters at building the biggest and greatest carts Chiditarod has ever seen. Now, we want further our sphere of influence and dominate Chiditarod fundraising! (Just one step on the road to world domination!)

More about the Chiditarod Foundation:
https://www.chiditarod.org/foundation/